My husband called me at work at exactly 2:17 on a Thursday and ended our marriage in less than half a minute.

“I just inherited my uncle’s fortune,” he said, his voice trembling with excitement. “Eight hundred million dollars, Ashley. Pack your things and be out of the apartment before I get home.”

At first, I thought he was being dramatic, like always. Kevin had a habit of exaggerating everything—stories, emotions, even himself. But that day, something in his tone felt different. Colder. Final.

“Kevin,” I said slowly, staring at the spreadsheet on my screen, “what are you talking about?”