“Do it,” I said.
The next morning was check-out day for the “first half” of the trip. I had originally planned to extend the stay, but I decided to cut my losses.
We all met at the front desk. Martha was already complaining about the thread count of the towels.
“I’m sorry, Mrs. Miller,” the clerk said, his voice loud enough for the whole lobby to hear. “There seems to be an issue. The ‘Manager’s Special’ discount has been revoked due to a violation of the resort’s guest conduct policy regarding the harassment of staff over ‘sensory allergies’.”
Martha’s face went pale. “What? No, she paid for this!” She pointed at me.
“I paid for the discounted rate,” I said, handing my own suitcase to the bellhop. “But since you decided to manage the resort’s menu and staff, I figured you wanted to take over the management of the bill, too. The remaining balance for the rooms is $4,200. I’ve already checked myself out.”
Leo looked at me in horror. “You can’t do this! They don’t have that kind of money!”
“You’re right, Leo. They don’t,” I said, stepping into my taxi. “But I’m sure Martha can find a way to ‘adjust.’ After all, it’s just money. Don’t be so selfish.”
I spent the rest of the week at a boutique hotel ten miles down the beach, eating lobster every single night. Leo sent a barrage of texts calling me a “monster,” but I blocked him by the second day.
When I got home, I found out Martha had to put the bill on a high-interest credit card. She’s now telling the whole family I “trapped” them. But honestly? The steak has never tasted better.