When the invitation arrived for Sarah’s wedding, the tension in our kitchen was thick enough to cut with a steak knife. Sarah was my best friend from college—and also Max’s ex-fiancée from a lifetime ago. I thought we were all past the drama, but Max’s reaction proved me wrong.
“I’m not going!” Max snapped, slamming his coffee mug onto the counter. “It’s pathetic. Why would she even invite us? To show off her new ‘perfect’ life? No. I’m staying home, and I’m taking the kids to the park so you can go and play nice by yourself.”
I sighed, but I didn’t argue. If Max wanted to pouts, that was his business. I had a gorgeous dress, a professional hair and makeup appointment, and I was looking forward to seeing my old friends.
The morning of the wedding was a whirlwind. I spent three hours at the salon getting a sophisticated updo and airbrushed makeup. I felt like a million dollars. The plan was simple: I’d come home, change into my gown, and drive the forty minutes to the estate where the ceremony was being held. Max was supposed to have the kids packed and ready for their day out.
But when I pulled into the driveway in my neighbor’s car (mine had been acting up, so I’d borrowed her old sedan for the salon run), my heart dropped.
My car was gone. The driveway was empty.
I ran into the house. The kids were sitting on the sofa, looking confused. “Where’s Dad?” I gasped. “He got a phone call,” my seven-year-old said. “He looked really angry. He grabbed the big silver box from the table, ran to your car, and drove away really fast. He said he had to ‘settle things’.”
My blood ran cold. The silver box was the wedding gift—a high-end espresso machine. But more importantly, Max had stolen my transportation to the wedding of the year after explicitly saying he wouldn’t go. He was trying to upstage me, or worse, ruin Sarah’s day out of some misplaced spite.
I was furious. I was stranded. But as I stood there in the quiet living room, I remembered the one detail Max didn’t know.
See, Max never drives my car. He thinks it’s “beneath him.” If he had looked closely, or if he had ever helped me with the groceries, he would have known that my car had been in the shop for a persistent electrical glitch. Specifically, a glitch with the anti-theft and remote-locking system.
Thirty minutes later, my phone buzzed. It was Max. I answered, and before I could say a word, he was screaming.
“THIS IS YOU! HOW DID YOU MAKE THIS HAPPEN? I’M TRAPPED! LET ME OUT!”
“Max?” I said, my voice calm and sweet. “Where are you?”
“I’m at the venue! I pulled up to the valet, and the car just… it died! The doors are locked, the windows won’t roll down, and the alarm is blaring! Everyone is looking at me! Sarah is walking toward the entrance and I’m stuck in here like a dog in a hot car!”
I leaned back against the kitchen counter, a slow smile spreading across my face.
“Oh, Max,” I said. “I forgot to tell you. The security system has a ‘valet lockout’ flaw. If you drive it without the specific secondary fob—the one on my keychain—and then turn the engine off at a GPS-recognized ‘event location,’ the car assumes it’s being stolen. It deadbolts the doors from the outside and disables the interior handles for ‘safety’.”
“GET ME OUT!” he bellowed. I could hear the muffled sound of a car horn honking rhythmically in the background. “People are taking videos! Sarah’s new husband is coming over!”
“I’ll call a tow truck,” I said, checking my nails. “But they’re about an hour out. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy the view of the ceremony from behind the glass. It’s a beautiful wedding, isn’t it? Also, thanks for delivering the gift. I’m sure the valet can see it in the passenger seat.”
I hung up. I didn’t call a tow truck right away. Instead, I called an Uber, changed into my dress, and arrived at the wedding just in time to see Max being towed away—still inside the car, red-faced and screaming, while the entire wedding party cheered at the “entertainment.”
It was the best gift Sarah could have asked for.
