He picked up on the second ring, already irritated. “Did my mother calm down yet?”

I almost admired the confidence. “No,” I said. “But security did.”

Silence. Then, very carefully: “What does that mean?”

“It means your mother is in the hallway crying. It means the locks are changed. And it means I’m holding the fake occupancy papers and your fraudulent credit application in my hand.”

End of story — Part 3 of 3