{"id":595,"date":"2026-01-24T14:24:33","date_gmt":"2026-01-24T07:24:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storyintheworld.com\/?p=595"},"modified":"2026-01-24T14:24:40","modified_gmt":"2026-01-24T07:24:40","slug":"a-55-year-old-lady-suddenly-started-learning-to-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storyintheworld.com\/?p=595","title":{"rendered":"A 55-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A 55-year-old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of going to the temple as usual. Everyone was curious and asked her, \u201cWhy the change in your interest in swimming nowadays?\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The lady replied with a helpless look, \u201cWhenever my son and daughter-in-law are arguing, my daughter-in-law always asks my son,\u2019 If your mom and I fall into the water, whom will you save first?\u201d<\/p>\n

And because I don\u2019t want to put my son in a difficult position, I am learning to swim! \u201d<\/p>\n

A few days later, the husband and wife were quarreling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked, \u201cNow tell me!<\/p>\n

If your mom and I fall into the water, who will you save first?\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband replied, \u201cI don\u2019t have to get into the water; my mom knows how to swim, she will save you.\u201d<\/p>\n

The wife refused to relent, \u201cNo, you have to jump into the water and have to save one of us. Whom will you save?\u201d<\/p>\n

The husband replied, \u201cThen you will surely die\u2026 because I don\u2019t know how to swim, and my mom will definitely save me first.\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!<\/p>\n

Have a nice day! A Little Old Lady Tried To Phone Her Local Bank. A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was sent to the bank call center instead.<\/p>\n

\u201cIs that the High Street branch?\u201d she asked. \u201cNo, madam,\u201d replied the voice at the other end. \u201cIt is now company policy to deal with telephone calls centrally.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cWell, I really have to talk to the branch,\u201d said the old lady.<\/p>\n

\u201cMadam, if you just let me know your query, I\u2019m sure I can help you.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI don\u2019t think you can, young man. I need to speak to the branch.\u201d<\/p>\n

The call center operator was adamant. \u201cThere\u2019s nothing that the branch can help you with that can\u2019t be dealt with by me.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cVery well then,\u201d sighed the old lady.<\/p>\n

\u201cCan you just check on the counter? Did I leave my gloves behind when I came in this morning?\u201d<\/p>\n

LOL!! Hope this joke will make you smile!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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