I\u2019m horrified.<\/p>\n
My husband likes to drink sometimes, but I\u2019m at a breaking point.<\/p>\n
We had a few friends over for the Super Bowl. We had a lot of food, some beer and wine, it was basically like any party you\u2019ve probably been to.<\/p>\n
But my husband didn\u2019t really eat much.<\/p>\n
Instead he drank beer, like a ton. By halftime I\u2019m guessing he had like 7-8 blue moons.<\/p>\n
And honestly he was being fun. Made jokes during the commercials, was a good time. Guests laughed. I thought nothing of it.<\/p>\n
But as the game neared its end, it was clear he was pretty drunk. His jokes weren\u2019t as funny. He had slur in his speech.<\/p>\n
And then he insisted on doing shots with our neighbor, and then I couldn\u2019t believe what happened next.<\/p>\n
He got really quiet for a bit after taking 3 shots and was just sitting on the couch. There were like 6 of us on the couch (it\u2019s a sectional kinda) and a few standing.<\/p>\n
Out of nowhere, he lifts his leg a bit, and lets out a loud fart that immediately turns wet, and I mean it was so obvious that he was shitting himself, and he literally groaned a bit at the end. Everyone was horrified, as was i, and he just goes \u201csorry\u201d and gets up.<\/p>\n
He went to shower and passed out after. Everyone left immediately after that, these were friends of ours. I\u2019ve been avoiding my phone, I don\u2019t want to see what the texts say.<\/p>\n
What do I say to him. It\u2019s been 3 days. He acts like nothing happened, I don\u2019t think he remembers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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