Instead, she dropped a cheap Hallmark card onto my kitchen counter—the kind you buy last minute at Target for $4.99. Inside was a $50 gift card.

“We won’t be able to make it to the ceremony, sweetie,” she said while checking her gold Cartier watch. She had been inside my apartment for exactly twenty-three minutes. “Your father has a golf tournament, and Paige booked a spa day to recover from her big party. Besides, we figured you wouldn’t want all the fuss. You’ve always been so… independent.”