“They don’t live here, Jim,” I said clearly. “They are trespassing. They showed up uninvited yesterday after selling their home in Ohio. They have never stepped foot inside this house, and I have formally denied them entry.”

Martha burst into dramatic tears, clutching Arthur’s arm. “We’re his parents! How can we be trespassing? We have an oral agreement to live here!”

End of story — Part 5 of 5