Noah slowly turned toward Dad.

Lauren stopped crying.

Even the people pretending not to listen gave up.

My father tried the weakest defense. “That was private.”

I let out a short laugh. “That’s not a defense.”

My aunt Denise muttered, “Oh my God.” Cousin Matt looked at Lauren like he was rethinking years of family narratives in real time. My mother reached again for the property packet, maybe hoping to make the house the scandal instead of the proof.