I stared at the man I had given birth to, the man who was now threatening to lock me in an asylum for cutting off his allowance.

“Lost my mind?” I smiled, reaching into my purse. I pulled out my phone and opened my investment portfolio app. I held the screen up to his face. “See this, Richard? This morning, I executed a block trade of tech stocks. I can navigate financial markets perfectly fine. What can you do besides spend my money?”