“I’m talking about the audit I conducted on our marriage,” I said, tracing the edge of the folder.

It had started three weeks ago during tax season. I was sitting with our CPA, reviewing our joint filings, when I noticed a glaring discrepancy. There were consistent, heavy wire transfers leaving our joint account on the second Tuesday of every month. Liam had categorized them under “Vanguard Retirement Contributions” and “Index Fund Investments.”