When my father demanded the folder again, I told him I needed signatures first. I said I wanted chain of custody, something clean and provable in case anyone questioned the transfer later. He mocked me. My mother rolled her eyes. Then, because greed always thinks procedure belongs to other people, they signed. First a receipt acknowledging he was taking possession of estate documents. Then a page accepting immediate tax liability for liquidation. Then the real affidavit—the one he never read because he was too eager to play heir. It certified the time of death, his status as sole claimant, and his assertion under penalty of perjury that the decedent was deceased and he was authorized to act.