When the bill arrived, it was placed in front of Javier with theatrical flair. He didn’t even look at it. He pushed it toward me. “You pay,” he said, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.

I froze. “Excuse me?” I asked. Javier raised his eyebrows impatiently. “My mother brought us here. We’re not going to embarrass ourselves. Pay.” I looked at Mercedes: she was smiling, waiting for the show.