For a few seconds, no one understood why I was laughing. My father kept shouting over the noise, demanding I “stop acting crazy” and “unlock the account immediately.” My mother grabbed the phone and switched tactics, like she always did when anger failed. Her voice softened, breathy and wounded. “Chloe, sweetheart, this is humiliating. The restaurant manager is standing right here. We invited Vanessa’s new boyfriend and his parents. Everyone is staring.”