The bank lady said congratulations like she was handing me a bouquet.

“Congratulations on your approval,” she said, smiling through the glass. “Six hundred and fifty thousand. Great rate, too.”

I stared at her, my mind stuttering. “I didn’t apply for a loan.”

Her smile hesitated, then returned, tighter. “It was submitted online. Two-factor verified. The documents are complete.”

My skin prickled. “Show me.”

She turned the monitor toward me. My name. My address. My income information. My scanned ID. And a signature that looked like mine if you didn’t know me the way I knew me.

I felt lightheaded. “That’s not my signature.”