“Where are you going?” he stammered.

“To the airport,” I smiled. “I’m using that massive payout check to buy a first-class ticket to Atlanta. And since I have no more vacation time to lose, and you’ve made it clear you don’t value my four years of loyalty… consider this my two-week notice. I’ll be spending those two weeks working remotely from Georgia. Or you can fire me and pay my severance. Your choice.”