I almost laughed.

“Let’s see what you’re worth,” I whispered.

The next morning, I went to the bank.

I handed the card to the teller.

She swiped it.

Her expression changed.

At first, I thought there was a problem with the card.

Then she looked at me.

“Ma’am,” she said carefully, “are you absolutely certain this is the card your ex-husband gave you?”