My husband likes to drink sometimes, but I’m at a breaking point.
We had a few friends over for the Super Bowl. We had a lot of food, some beer and wine, it was basically like any party you’ve probably been to.
But my husband didn’t really eat much.
Instead he drank beer, like a ton. By halftime I’m guessing he had like 7-8 blue moons.
And honestly he was being fun. Made jokes during the commercials, was a good time. Guests laughed. I thought nothing of it.
But as the game neared its end, it was clear he was pretty drunk. His jokes weren’t as funny. He had slur in his speech.
And then he insisted on doing shots with our neighbor, and then I couldn’t believe what happened next.
He got really quiet for a bit after taking 3 shots and was just sitting on the couch. There were like 6 of us on the couch (it’s a sectional kinda) and a few standing.
Out of nowhere, he lifts his leg a bit, and lets out a loud fart that immediately turns wet, and I mean it was so obvious that he was shitting himself, and he literally groaned a bit at the end. Everyone was horrified, as was i, and he just goes “sorry” and gets up.
He went to shower and passed out after. Everyone left immediately after that, these were friends of ours. I’ve been avoiding my phone, I don’t want to see what the texts say.
What do I say to him. It’s been 3 days. He acts like nothing happened, I don’t think he remembers.
