I sat quietly in the leather chair and cried silently for exactly thirty seconds. Then I dried my eyes, pulled out my smartphone, and immediately dialed the office of a prominent corporate attorney.

By the late afternoon, the Christmas party at my parents’ suburban house had apparently reached an astounding peak of luxury. Heather posted dozens of glowing photographs online, featuring her brand-new diamond engagement ring glittering under the festive lights alongside a arrogant caption that read: THE HALE EMPIRE IS ENTERING ITS NEXT GLORIOUS CHAPTER.