I was respecting her wishes. Complete, unyielding radio silence.

For the next eight days, while I received deep-tissue massages, ate five-star seafood dinners, and built sandcastles with my twins, the parasite branch of my family was fighting a desperate war for survival. According to the increasingly sparse, defeated voicemails, they had been forced to beg the local embassy for emergency repatriation loans—loans that would come with severe governmental interest rates and strict repayment terms. They had spent their stolen luxury vacation sweating on the tile floor of a foreign airport, surviving on stale vending machine crackers and tap water, utterly humiliated and broken.