At 7:42 the next morning, my phone started vibrating.

Eric.

Then Diane.

Then Kyle.

I waited until 8:03 to answer.

Eric sounded breathless. “What did you do?”

Outside my house stood two sheriff’s deputies, a locksmith, Maya, and a professional moving crew.

I had not arranged an illegal eviction. Maya had prepared a formal notice removing Eric’s guests as unauthorized occupants, while the deputies were present because I had filed an assault report using the security footage. Eric himself was not being removed that morning; as my spouse, his situation required a separate legal process.