“Actually, Sarah,” I called out, “I sold the land to a developer three weeks ago. Since you told me you wanted me to be ‘happier’ elsewhere, I decided to take the money and buy a beautiful condo on the coast.”
The color drained from Leo’s face.
“But… the house?” he stammered.
“The house is being torn down to make way for a luxury apartment complex,” I explained calmly. “The sale was finalized yesterday. Since I ‘no longer needed’ the burden of the house, I made sure the new owners took possession immediately. Oh, and the sheriff is here to ensure you vacate the premises. You have twenty minutes.”
As the bulldozer roared to life at the end of the driveway, Leo and Sarah scrambled to throw their belongings into trash bags. They had no jobs, no savings, and now, no place to live. They had tried to steal a house that I had already turned into a ticket to my new life.
I watched in the rearview mirror as I drove away. My son was sitting on the curb, head in his hands, while Sarah screamed at the demolition crew.
I wasn’t going to a retirement home. I was going to a balcony overlooking the ocean, where the only thing I’d be “cleaning” was the salt spray off my sunglasses.