For my thirty-first birthday, my mother-in-law handed me divorce papers in front of my entire unit at the Army Ball. My husband filmed it for their entertainment.

I signed calmly.

Then I stood and said something neither of them expected.

Diane Keller waited until the band stopped between songs.

She crossed the ballroom in a navy sequined gown, placed a cream envelope beside my plate, and smiled as though she were giving me a birthday present.