My husband invited his boss over at the last minute. He called and said they’d be here in five minutes, and they were hungry. He asked me to make the roast I made for lunch two weeks ago. I told him that dish can’t be made in five minutes, but he insisted. I asked if they could wait at least an hour. He said that was too long and I should do it faster. Oh, alright, I thought. So when they arrived and sat down at the table, I was frantically trying to figure out how to make everything work. I had no idea what I was going to do.