The man who hadn’t known where we kept the extra lightbulbs for five years suddenly became an expert on every receipt we’d ever generated. He didn’t want a settlement; he wanted a “repossession.”

He spent three days hauling boxes out. He took the 65-inch TV. He took the high-end blender I used every morning for the kids’ smoothies. He even took the kids’ beanbag chairs, ignoring the confused, tearful stares from our nine-year-old.