As the guests arrived—Julian’s high-society friends and his sneering relatives—they walked into a cold, silent, and smelling-of-smoke house.

“Is this the ‘rustic’ experience you promised, Julian?” Evelyn asked, her voice dripping with artificial pity.

Marcus finally strolled in, empty-handed, and let out a bark of a laugh. “Oh, honey, I forgot the music. But honestly, looking at this burnt charcoal you call dinner, silence is probably more appropriate. This really is the worst party ever.”