At Christmas dinner, Grandma gave every person in the family a check for five million dollars. Everyone laughed as if she had played a ridiculous prank. My father tossed his aside and said, “It’s obviously fake. Don’t be stupid.” I quietly kept mine. The following morning, the bank manager examined it, turned pale, and whispered, “Ma’am… we need to talk.”

At Christmas dinner, Grandma Evelyn Whitaker handed each of us a $5 million check.

For several seconds, the room was completely silent.

Then my older brother Marcus burst into laughter so violently that he nearly knocked over his wineglass. My cousin Brittany slapped the table and wheezed, “Grandma, this is the best prank you’ve ever pulled.”