But that wasn’t the “gift.”
At the very bottom of the box was a thick legal folder. As Lena threw the photos aside in a panic, I spoke calmly into the mic.
“Since Lena wanted to be ‘friends’ and Mark wanted the kids to see their father’s wedding, I thought I’d share the full history. That folder contains the forensic accounting of the ‘business trips’ Mark took. It turns out, he didn’t just spend our savings on Lena; he embezzled from his own partners to fund this very wedding.”
The silence was deafening. Mark’s business partner, who was sitting at Table 2, stood up and reached for the folder. Mark tried to grab it, but he tripped over the train of Lena’s expensive dress.
“And Lena,” I added, looking her straight in the eye as she shook with rage, “you told me we could still be friends. Friends don’t keep secrets. So, I also included the letters from the lawyer regarding the house. Since it was bought with commingled marital funds during our ‘solid’ marriage, I’ve filed an injunction. Enjoy the honeymoon, because the movers will be at that house on Monday.”