Victor stared down at it, his lip curling with immediate disdain. “A compass?” he muttered, loud enough to carry over the ambient chatter of the catering staff. “What am I supposed to do with this, Eleanor? Navigate my way to the golf course?”

Vanessa let out a sharp, high-society titter, swirling the champagne in her crystal flute. “Oh, darling, don’t be ungrateful. I’m sure your mother spent hours looking through old junk drawers to find something so… rustic.”