I didn’t turn around. “What you should have done last night.”

Officer Daniels stepped inside, his eyes scanning the tense kitchen. “Mrs. Clarke? I’m here for the civil standby you requested.”

At 3:18 AM, while Robert snored on the sofa—a passive-aggressive protest to my anger over their arrival—I had called the non-emergency police line. I explained the situation: two adults had forced their way into my home, uninvited by the legal co-owner, aggressively rearranging my property, and announcing permanent residency. Because Robert had technically unlocked the door, it was a messy civil matter, but I refused to let it become a squatter’s rights nightmare.