“Jake?” I called. He sat on the couch, watching TV. Calmly, he said, “I’m not going anymore.”

Confused, I pressed him. He shrugged: “Alaska isn’t for me. You’ll be fine without me. I’ll stay here.” Then, the bathroom door opened—and out walked Maddie, wearing his t-shirt. “Hi, I’m Maddie,” she said. Jake introduced her as his new girlfriend, casually explaining she’d live there while I was gone.