They came, alright. But things didn’t unfold the way I imagined. While I was upstairs in the attic, dragging down extra chairs for everyone, Nick—sixteen, smug, and completely unaccountable—decided to take my SUV for a joyride. He didn’t ask. Didn’t even think to. And, predictably, it ended in disaster. He crashed it straight into the neighbor’s brick mailbox, denting the front bumper and scratching up the paint I had so proudly picked out.