I walked to the door, but before I left, I turned back to Melissa.

“By the way,” I said. “I’m sure you’ll want to tell the rest of the family that I’m the villain. Go ahead. But remember: I have the recorded call from the cruise line detailing exactly who made the unauthorized change. If I hear one word of slander, I’ll file a formal police report for identity fraud. Don’t test me.”

End of story — Part 3 of 3